We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I need water and some morals
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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