I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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