matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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