i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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