The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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