He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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