so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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