Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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