Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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