Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i think my cat just said my name.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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