hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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