like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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