this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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