I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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