It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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