to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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