It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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