So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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