is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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