Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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