physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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