I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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