you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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