question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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