Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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