She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
