3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
do nipples grow back?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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