He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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