; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
did i just pee glitter
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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