My sheets look like a crime scene.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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