belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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