You made me cry and you don't even care
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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