dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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