the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
