But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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