new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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