so explain again why im purple
no
one might say we're banned from that church
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Never joke about your clitoris.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
