Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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