You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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