Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
