I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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