i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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