Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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