So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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