Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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