Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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