i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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