She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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