I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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