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Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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