She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Fuck appropriateness.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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